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Welcome to Celluloid Scares - a blog about the darker, cheaper, sicker side of film. Here we'll have news, reviews and articles about all aspects of Cult and Horror cinema. We will cover everything from the skid row quickies from the 1930's to this week's latest genre releases.

WARNING: If you attempt to view any of the films mentioned in this blog, its best to do so with adult supervision or at least be on the wrong side of a 6 pack of cheap cider.


Wednesday 30 November 2011

Review: The Curse of Yig (2010)

I'm a huge fan of Lovecraft's and work and this is director, Paul von Stoetzel, second entry into the Cthulhu Mythos.

The bulk of this film takes place as a flash back within a flashback. The elderly nursing homebound narrator tells us from the time when she was a anthropology academic exploring snake lore in Oklahoma. Her investigations let her to a insane asylum in Guthrie. There Dr. McNeill told her some of the legend of Yig and its terrible curse . He told he had some proof of  the curse in the basement of the madhouse and would tell her the story after he showing it to her. He leads her down to a isolated cell where he pulls back the shutter to reveal the patient, a reptilian looking humanoid with mottled skin and a slit like nose.
He tells her the creature doesn't age and relates to her the tale of its origin:
The story then starts its second flashback and we see Walker Davis and his wife Audrey, 2 typical farmers who have left Arkansas to set up a new farmstead in the newly opened public lands. Well, they were typical all ways except for Walkers unnatural fear of snakes. While making camp, the couple try to avoid typical areas where these serpents are found. During their travels they meet a man who first introduces them with his tales to the Snake Gog Yig who protects its child, the snakes. This does little to improve Davis' ophidiophobia. During some bad weather they are forced to make shelter among some sheltered rocky area and there  Audrey stumbles upon a nest of rattle snakes. Much to Walkers horror, she kills them which in her husband's mind with invoke the wrath of Yig.
Eventually they reach their destination where they build a simple cabin and set to farming. After the first harvest, they have a party at Halloween to celebrate - however this is the time when Yig is most dangerous according to legend. After the singing and dancing finishes and their neighbours leave the couple retire. During the night, Audrey is woken by a terrible dream about the Snake God. She then hears a noise in the room and Walker lights a lamp and investigates. The illumination reveals the cabin floor in cover in rattle snakes. Walker collapses and the light goes out. Audrey is terrified and filled with panic. From the shadows a humanoid figure lurches towards her. Fearing that this is Yig looking for revenge, she grabs an axe that was beside the bed and strikes the humanoid over and over.

Friday 25 November 2011

List:: My 5 Fave Horror related themes

Cannibal Holocaust by Riz Ortolani.
When I'm asked my favourite horror them this is the one that springs to mind. It is written byJazz musician Riz Ortolani who previously won a Grammy and got nominated for an Oscar for his theme song in Mondo Cane. It is a beautiful haunting piece of music that totally puts you off guard with the juxtaposition with the extreme violence of the film.




Cape Fear by Bernard Herrmann.
It is without doubt that Bernard Herrmann is one of the greatest composers for films even. He his perhaps most famous for his collaboration with Alfred Hitchcock for who he wrote the music for North by Northwest, Vertigo, The Man Who Knew Too Much and (his most well know score) Psycho. But it's his theme for the original Cape Fear which is my favourite of his. The brass used in it are like warning horns for the threat and danger that will soon emanate from villain, Max Cady. Seriously, it does send a shiver down my spine.




Suspira by Goblin.
Goblin are a progressive rock band from Italy who have collaborated many times with giallo director, Dario Argento. Of all those pieces, the one that stands out for me is Suspira. The music starts like a child's music box and then builds up adding more instruments and the creepiest whispering vocal ever.



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Wednesday 16 November 2011

Review: The Devil's Rock (2011)

I have to admit I'm a sucker for a film with Nazi's and the Occult. Maybe, it stems from too many hours playing Wolfenstein as a teen but love movies like The Keep, Hellboy or even Indiana Jones. It's not just the occult but any horror elements will do, LIKE ZOMBIES. Despite how bad they were I had to sit through crud like Oasis of the Zombies, Night of the Zombies and Zombie lakes. All it took was a swastika wearing walking dead to do it. At least the recent Dead Snow many up for those earlier snoozers.

Which leads me to The Devil's Rock, a low New Zealand horror. Set on the eve of D-Day, two Kiwi commandos are on a mission to destroy a German gun emplacement in the occupied Channel Islands. There they stumble upon more than just Nazis. Exploring the bunk that protects the gun they find scenes of extreme carnage with slaughtered Nazi's everywhere. It's there they discover Germany's last attempt to swing the balance of the war, to summon help from Hell.

Monday 7 November 2011

Review: Straw Dogs (2011)

It was 1971 when Sam Peckinpah shot his controversial film, 'Straw Dogs'. Starring Dustin Hoffman and Susan George it was a story of an American and his English wife returning to her native village in rural England. It touched on a few themes that are now pretty common in Horror films - that of the stranger in a strange hostile environment with dangerous locals. We're seen this many times in films such as Deliverance, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Southern Comfort. What makes Straw Dogs different that others in the genre is that isn't set in the woods of rural America or the swamps of the Bayou but in Cornwell, England. A place you wouldn't associate with danger especially for UK and Irish viewers.